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Texts from Last Night
35733 Un-read posts
Posted 8 years ago
(702): Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Posted 8 years ago
(267): I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Posted 8 years ago
(612): Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
(701): In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
(701): In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Posted 8 years ago
(845): Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands.
Posted 8 years ago
My life is Average
83831 Un-read posts
2013-08-06 01:58:15.367336+00:00: Today my three year-old niece wanted to play "Hide...
Posted 7 years ago
2013-06-15 16:19:51.020500+00:00: Last month I got in a wreck where I wasn't at faul...
Posted 7 years ago
2013-07-22 00:40:20.918972+00:00: Today, I shaved my legs to the Armageddon film sco...
Posted 7 years ago
2010-02-19 18:25:40.874549+00:00: for christmas i got these awesome shoes, but when ...
Posted 7 years ago
2013-07-10 16:33:56.974771+00:00: Two days ago, in biology, the boy to my right aske...
Posted 7 years ago
FmyLife
21904 Un-read posts